Jess and Jer's Trip to Tanzania - January/February 2007
Wherein our heroes fly a very long distance.
Day 2 - Jan 25 Arusha
Wherein our heroes see their first (of many) wild animals, and have their first (of many) picnics in the bush.
Day 3 - Jan 26 Arusha
Wherein our heroes walk around in the bush, protected by a guide who spends most of his time texting his friends, and whose rifle may or may not function.
Day 4 - Jan 27 Tarangire National Park
Wherein our heroes go to the type of bush where you don't walk around, even with a distracted guard. And they meet the cook.
Day 5 - Jan 28 Tarangire National Park
Wherein our heroes appear to have survived their first night in a tent. And watch lion porn.
Day 6 - Jan 29 Tarangire National Park
Wherein our heroes visit a market and revel in their shared culture with the locals (50 Cent and Barack Obama). And fail to buy any of the tourist trash.
Day 7 - Jan 30 Ngorongoro Crater
Wherein our heroes descend into The Land of the Lost. And get a visit from some friendly Masai.
Day 8 - Jan 31 Ngorongoro Crater
Wherein our heroes return the visit to the friendly Masai. And see a rabbit.
Day 9 - Feb 1 Ngorongoro Conservation Area
Wherein our heroes witness a gruesome scene, and dangerous weather fractures the group.
Day 10 - Feb 2 Serengeti National Park
Wherein our heroes become very damp, but manage to bag their big five (gotta catch `em all!).
Day 11 - Feb 3 Serengeti National Park
Wherein our heroes rescue a trapped Land Cruiser. And drive a very long distance.
Day 12 - Feb 4/5 Arusha
Wherein our heroes brave the wilds of Tanzania's second city.
