Jess and Jer's Poland, Sweden and Russia Vacation, July 2007
- Day 1: Poland (Warsaw)
- Wherein our heroes kick around Warsaw's old town.
- Day 2: Poland (Warsaw & Jabłonna)
- Wherein our heroes visit the Warsaw zoo, attend a wedding, and drink a ridiculous amount of vodka.
- Day 3: Poland (Warsaw & Jabłonna) and Sweden (Stockholm)
- Wherein our heroes recover from the wedding reception, enjoy a lovely lunch, and arrive late in Sweden to find it not yet dark.
- Day 4: Sweden (Stockholm)
- Wherein our heroes partake in delicious waffles and observe Swedish boats and mammals.
- Day 5: Sweden (Stockholm)
- Wherein our heroes partake in reindeer and sushi.
- Day 6: Sweden (Stockholm)
- Wherein our heroes partake in disgusting candy, and many non-disgusting foods.
- Day 7: Russia (Moscow)
- Wherein our heroes travel to Moscow, and find that it kinda sucks.
- Day 8: Russia (Moscow)
- Wherein our heroes do all the good things to do in Moscow, then nearly fail to escape.
- Day 9: Russia (St. Petersburg)
- Wherein our heroes are mobbed by brides, and awash in exuberant churches. (Also, St. Petersburg does not suck at all.)
- Day 10: Russia (St. Petersburg)
- Wherein our heroes absorb some culture, have a run-in with a bear, and then go to the zoo.
- Day 11: Russia (St. Petersburg)
- Wherein our heroes go to the post office and then the airport.
